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thecobrasnakee:

I look like I can’t cook, that’s accurate

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  • drake:

    I’m really enjoying this black tie wine tasting event you put together jigga man jay z


  • Jay z:

    thanks drake I also am enjoying this evening with you. it’s the least I could do after Bey put you on blast in her ***FLAWLESS remix ft nicki minaj


  • drake:

    yeah I took it kind of hard :/


  • jay z:

    well...I’d love fa u to be my poundcake drizzle drake


  • drake:

    what do you mean jigga man jay?


  • Jay:

    *takes a bite of cheesecake while looking drake straight in the eyes*


  • Drake:

    I don’t get it?


  • Jay:

    cheesecake because you make me cheese :)


  • drake:

    what! I don’t understand I am from conoda 


  • jay:

    it means smile man! 


  • drake:

    haha oh I apologize jigg-jug! 


  • drake:

    *smiles embarrassedly*


  • jay:

    that’s the cheesecake I love to see :)

  • *partition beat plays in the background*

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How that Pussy Taste ?